help me

swqadie:

Every one: You have to make time for yourself!
me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

(via may)

lonelymountainson:

tsundereforcoffee:

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

(via twerksylvania)

comupter:

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

(via tribble-troubles)

capacity:

I think it’s very sexy of me to not kno how poker works

(via tooquirkytolose)

ryannightnightbergara:

ryannightnightbergara:

the height of men’s fashion was whatever the hell was going on with pants and collared shirts in the 70s

we’re never going to beat this so can we please just stop trying

(via tribble-troubles)

lilyjamesbisexual:

me trying to do literally any work for uni

(via civilwhore)

grossgiirl:

990000:

source

This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas

(via toastbutteregg)